Well, That's Just Ducky
Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy.
Me: Yes they are. Lots. We have fourteen people coming for dinner.
Ducky: That sounds like a lot.
Me: It is.
Ducky: But you have a lot of noodles there.
Me: Yeah. Should be enough.
Ducky: Enough?
Me: For everyone.
Ducky: …
Me: Including you. Don’t worry.
Ducky: Oh good. I was worried you forgot I like your noodles.
Me: No. I couldn’t forget. Certainly not with how close you’ve stayed during the process.
Ducky: I thought I should stay close in case you needed help.
Me: In case I needed help?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: In case you dropped a noodle.
Me: I thought so.
Ducky: The help I could give would be limited anyway.
Me: No thumbs?
Ducky: No thumbs.
Me: I appreciate the thought. And don’t worry. As soon as the first batch is boiled, you’ll get your noodle.
Ducky: Oh g…
Me: …
Ducky: Noodle?
Me: Yes. Noodle.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy. Noodles. Plural.
Me: I know. But you can’t have too many. They’re not good for you. 
Ducky: …
Me: I have to keep you healthy.
Ducky: Not as concerned with the health of your fourteen guests?
Me: If you knew what I put in my sauce you’d know the answer to that question.
Ducky: There’s sauce?
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy.

Me: Yes they are. Lots. We have fourteen people coming for dinner.

Ducky: That sounds like a lot.

Me: It is.

Ducky: But you have a lot of noodles there.

Me: Yeah. Should be enough.

Ducky: Enough?

Me: For everyone.

Ducky:

Me: Including you. Don’t worry.

Ducky: Oh good. I was worried you forgot I like your noodles.

Me: No. I couldn’t forget. Certainly not with how close you’ve stayed during the process.

Ducky: I thought I should stay close in case you needed help.

Me: In case I needed help?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: In case you dropped a noodle.

Me: I thought so.

Ducky: The help I could give would be limited anyway.

Me: No thumbs?

Ducky: No thumbs.

Me: I appreciate the thought. And don’t worry. As soon as the first batch is boiled, you’ll get your noodle.

Ducky: Oh g…

Me:

Ducky: Noodle?

Me: Yes. Noodle.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy. Noodles. Plural.

Me: I know. But you can’t have too many. They’re not good for you. 

Ducky:

Me: I have to keep you healthy.

Ducky: Not as concerned with the health of your fourteen guests?

Me: If you knew what I put in my sauce you’d know the answer to that question.

Ducky: There’s sauce?

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Ducky: Hey, Daddy?
Me: Stop it.
Ducky: What are you trying to reach?
Me: Stop it.
Ducky: Want my ball?
Me: No.
Ducky: Because sometimes I can’t get my ball so I have to stretch too.
Me: Stop it.
Ducky: But that’s when it’s under the bookcase. In this situation it’s right here in the middle of the floor.
Me: I don’t want your ball.
Ducky: Stretching not needed. You could just try to take it from me.
Me: I don’t want your ball.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Nice try, Daddy. You can’t have my ball.
Me: I’m not trying to get your ball. I’m just stretching.
Ducky: For what?
Me: To get more flexible.
Ducky: To what end?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: So I can stretch further.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And eventually get my ball! Nice try!
Me: I don’t want your ball.
Ducky: You’ve been getting on the floor and stretching a lot lately.
Me: …
Ducky: You don’t seem to be stretching much further than you were when you started.
Me: …
Ducky: Have you considered perhaps getting a long stick to help you gather items further away than your limited flexibility allows you to reach?
Me: You are trying to goad me into trying to take your ball away.
Ducky: Possibly. Watching you stretch is a little boring.
Me: …
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
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Ducky: Hey, Daddy?

Me: Stop it.

Ducky: What are you trying to reach?

Me: Stop it.

Ducky: Want my ball?

Me: No.

Ducky: Because sometimes I can’t get my ball so I have to stretch too.

Me: Stop it.

Ducky: But that’s when it’s under the bookcase. In this situation it’s right here in the middle of the floor.

Me: I don’t want your ball.

Ducky: Stretching not needed. You could just try to take it from me.

Me: I don’t want your ball.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Nice try, Daddy. You can’t have my ball.

Me: I’m not trying to get your ball. I’m just stretching.

Ducky: For what?

Me: To get more flexible.

Ducky: To what end?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: So I can stretch further.

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: And eventually get my ball! Nice try!

Me: I don’t want your ball.

Ducky: You’ve been getting on the floor and stretching a lot lately.

Me:

Ducky: You don’t seem to be stretching much further than you were when you started.

Me:

Ducky: Have you considered perhaps getting a long stick to help you gather items further away than your limited flexibility allows you to reach?

Me: You are trying to goad me into trying to take your ball away.

Ducky: Possibly. Watching you stretch is a little boring.

Me:

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

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wellthatsjustgreat:

Custom Baby Groot Hair Bow! Evidence that I have amazing friends in the real world!
Follow her on twitter and instagram. And soon you’ll see her awesome bows on tumblr!
Ag

Ducky and I have cool friends!
Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

Custom Baby Groot Hair Bow! Evidence that I have amazing friends in the real world!

Follow her on twitter and instagram. And soon you’ll see her awesome bows on tumblr!

Ag

Ducky and I have cool friends!

Ag

kaydoeshealthythings:

This is literally the cutest thing ever and this is a topic very close to my heart, as I adopted my kitten from the Humane Society. :-)

Me: Miss me, Duck?
Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Well, I missed you.
Ducky: Good. Think of that next time you think about abandoning me for a year.
Me: Three nights.
Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.
Me: …
Ducky: Have fun on your floating house of bath terror?
Me: It was a nice cruise. But I missed you.
Ducky: …
Me: Nice to be used as your pillow again.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I didn’t get much sleep while you were gone.
Me: I’m sorry. I heard the people next door were loud.
Ducky: The people next door were very loud.
Me: Sorry. I’m sure that made it hard to sleep.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I might have missed you too.
Me: Sorry, Duck. But I’m not going anywhere else for awhile.
Ducky: You’re going to stay here for now?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: Right here?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: Don’t need to get up and stretch your legs?
Me: Not for awhile, no.
Ducky: Then shhh! Sleeping.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy. 

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Me: Miss me, Duck?

Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Well, I missed you.

Ducky: Good. Think of that next time you think about abandoning me for a year.

Me: Three nights.

Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.

Me:

Ducky: Have fun on your floating house of bath terror?

Me: It was a nice cruise. But I missed you.

Ducky:

Me: Nice to be used as your pillow again.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I didn’t get much sleep while you were gone.

Me: I’m sorry. I heard the people next door were loud.

Ducky: The people next door were very loud.

Me: Sorry. I’m sure that made it hard to sleep.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I might have missed you too.

Me: Sorry, Duck. But I’m not going anywhere else for awhile.

Ducky: You’re going to stay here for now?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: Right here?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: Don’t need to get up and stretch your legs?

Me: Not for awhile, no.

Ducky: Then shhh! Sleeping.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy. 

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Ducky: That’s my ball.
Me: Yes it is.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.
Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.
Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.
Me: Yes it does.
Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.
Me: Yup.
Ducky: …
Me: The deep squeak pleases me.
Ducky: I could tell.
Me: …
Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Ducky: That’s my ball.

Me: Yes it is.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.

Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.

Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.

Me: Yes it does.

Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.

Me: Yup.

Ducky:

Me: The deep squeak pleases me.

Ducky: I could tell.

Me:

Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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I just want you to know how much I adore your blog, I might have told you before but I've forgotten, it's great. Keep it up! You're fantastic!!!

Ag Response: Aw! Thanks! Ducky and I just like making people happy. Thank you so much for letting us know. It helps to know that people are reading. We don’t always get a lot of feedback so asks, likes, and reblogs mean a lot!

Ducky’s Response: Treats mean more.

Me: You look happy.
Ducky: I am happy.
Me: Why?
Ducky: Because you look happy.
Me: I am happy.
Ducky: Why?
Me: I looked over and you looked happy.
Ducky: And that made you happy?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: That makes me happy.
Me: And that makes me happy.
Ducky: Which in turn makes me happy.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: We should try to look happy more often.
Me: Agreed.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: So it’s agreed. We’re getting rid of the cat.
Me: ‘Fraid not.
Ducky: Dang.
Me: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Ducky.
Ducky: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Me: You look happy.

Ducky: I am happy.

Me: Why?

Ducky: Because you look happy.

Me: I am happy.

Ducky: Why?

Me: I looked over and you looked happy.

Ducky: And that made you happy?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: That makes me happy.

Me: And that makes me happy.

Ducky: Which in turn makes me happy.

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: We should try to look happy more often.

Me: Agreed.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: So it’s agreed. We’re getting rid of the cat.

Me: ‘Fraid not.

Ducky: Dang.

Me: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Ducky.

Ducky: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Me: Why don’t you come over here, Ducky?
Ducky: Shhh.
Me: Come on.
Ducky: Shhh! It might come back. Must stay vigilant.
Me: …
Ducky: Could kill us all.
Me: …
Ducky: You, me, and The Lady.
Me: What about Scooter?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: The cat might be in cahoots with the monster.
Me: It’s a UPS woman, not a monster.
Ducky: Po-TAY-toe. Po-TAH-toe. 
Me: And Scooter is not working with the UPS woman.
Ducky: Probably what she’ll tell the police when they’re exhuming our graves in the yard.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Because they’ve killed us?
Ducky: Because they’ve killed us.
Me: …
Ducky: Of course the monster has a truck so it might take the bodies elsewhere.
Me: I don’t think…
Ducky: Shhh! I think the monster is coming back! 
Me: They only deliver once a day so…
Ducky: THERE SHE IS!!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Scared it away.
Me: That was a school bus.
Ducky: Didn’t stop, did it?
Me: Nope.
Ducky: Scared it away.
Me: ..
Ducky: Not today, monster/cat cabal. Not…today…
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Me: Why don’t you come over here, Ducky?

Ducky: Shhh.

Me: Come on.

Ducky: Shhh! It might come back. Must stay vigilant.

Me:

Ducky: Could kill us all.

Me:

Ducky: You, me, and The Lady.

Me: What about Scooter?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: The cat might be in cahoots with the monster.

Me: It’s a UPS woman, not a monster.

Ducky: Po-TAY-toe. Po-TAH-toe. 

Me: And Scooter is not working with the UPS woman.

Ducky: Probably what she’ll tell the police when they’re exhuming our graves in the yard.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Because they’ve killed us?

Ducky: Because they’ve killed us.

Me:

Ducky: Of course the monster has a truck so it might take the bodies elsewhere.

Me: I don’t think…

Ducky: Shhh! I think the monster is coming back! 

Me: They only deliver once a day so…

Ducky: THERE SHE IS!!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Scared it away.

Me: That was a school bus.

Ducky: Didn’t stop, did it?

Me: Nope.

Ducky: Scared it away.

Me: ..

Ducky: Not today, monster/cat cabal. Not…today…

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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