Well, That's Just Ducky
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Ducky: Daddy?
Me: I know.
Ducky: The cat is swatting me in the face.
Me: Well, not really.
Ducky: The cat is swatting towards my face.
Me: Well…
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: The cat is trying to swat in the general direction of my face without having to get up. 
Me: There you go! That’s a more apt description.
Ducky: Too lazy to get up to swat me.
Me: Kinda looks like she’d like you to help.
Ducky: Yes. It does appear she would like me to swing my face into her paw for her.
Me: Well?
Ducky: Not going to happen.
Me: Fair enough.
Ducky: This cat is just a big hairy ball of sloth and woe.
Me: Thanks for putting up with her.
Ducky: Thanks for putting her food where I can reach it.
Me: What?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: …
Ducky: Ow my eye?
Me: I love you too, Ducky.

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Ducky: Daddy?

Me: I know.

Ducky: The cat is swatting me in the face.

Me: Well, not really.

Ducky: The cat is swatting towards my face.

Me: Well…

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: The cat is trying to swat in the general direction of my face without having to get up. 

Me: There you go! That’s a more apt description.

Ducky: Too lazy to get up to swat me.

Me: Kinda looks like she’d like you to help.

Ducky: Yes. It does appear she would like me to swing my face into her paw for her.

Me: Well?

Ducky: Not going to happen.

Me: Fair enough.

Ducky: This cat is just a big hairy ball of sloth and woe.

Me: Thanks for putting up with her.

Ducky: Thanks for putting her food where I can reach it.

Me: What?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me:

Ducky: Ow my eye?

Me: I love you too, Ducky.

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wellthatsjustgreat:

Ducky celebrates National Dog Day! #ShhSleeping

wellthatsjustgreat:

Ducky celebrates National Dog Day! #ShhSleeping

Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: It’s called meditating, Ducky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: ‘kay.
Me: …
Ducky: Looks like sitting with your eyes closed for a long time.
Me: There are similarities.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It’s a little weird.
Me: …
Ducky: Freaking me out a little.
Me: Sorry. Almost done.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’m gonna’ keep my eyes on you until you’re done.
Me: What do you think is going to happen?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Hard to say. But it’s just making me anxious.
Me: Ah.
Ducky: Do you ever get inexplicably anxious for reasons of ambiguous origin?
Me: Fairly often. 
Ducky: Hence the sitting?
Me: Hence the meditating, yes.
Ducky: Well, good luck with that. I’ll be here when you’re done.
Me: Love you, Ducky.
Ducky: Love you, Daddy.
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Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: …

Me: It’s called meditating, Ducky.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: ‘kay.

Me: …

Ducky: Looks like sitting with your eyes closed for a long time.

Me: There are similarities.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: It’s a little weird.

Me: …

Ducky: Freaking me out a little.

Me: Sorry. Almost done.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: I’m gonna’ keep my eyes on you until you’re done.

Me: What do you think is going to happen?

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: Hard to say. But it’s just making me anxious.

Me: Ah.

Ducky: Do you ever get inexplicably anxious for reasons of ambiguous origin?

Me: Fairly often. 

Ducky: Hence the sitting?

Me: Hence the meditating, yes.

Ducky: Well, good luck with that. I’ll be here when you’re done.

Me: Love you, Ducky.

Ducky: Love you, Daddy.

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Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy.
Me: Yes they are. Lots. We have fourteen people coming for dinner.
Ducky: That sounds like a lot.
Me: It is.
Ducky: But you have a lot of noodles there.
Me: Yeah. Should be enough.
Ducky: Enough?
Me: For everyone.
Ducky: …
Me: Including you. Don’t worry.
Ducky: Oh good. I was worried you forgot I like your noodles.
Me: No. I couldn’t forget. Certainly not with how close you’ve stayed during the process.
Ducky: I thought I should stay close in case you needed help.
Me: In case I needed help?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: In case you dropped a noodle.
Me: I thought so.
Ducky: The help I could give would be limited anyway.
Me: No thumbs?
Ducky: No thumbs.
Me: I appreciate the thought. And don’t worry. As soon as the first batch is boiled, you’ll get your noodle.
Ducky: Oh g…
Me: …
Ducky: Noodle?
Me: Yes. Noodle.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy. Noodles. Plural.
Me: I know. But you can’t have too many. They’re not good for you. 
Ducky: …
Me: I have to keep you healthy.
Ducky: Not as concerned with the health of your fourteen guests?
Me: If you knew what I put in my sauce you’d know the answer to that question.
Ducky: There’s sauce?
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy.

Me: Yes they are. Lots. We have fourteen people coming for dinner.

Ducky: That sounds like a lot.

Me: It is.

Ducky: But you have a lot of noodles there.

Me: Yeah. Should be enough.

Ducky: Enough?

Me: For everyone.

Ducky:

Me: Including you. Don’t worry.

Ducky: Oh good. I was worried you forgot I like your noodles.

Me: No. I couldn’t forget. Certainly not with how close you’ve stayed during the process.

Ducky: I thought I should stay close in case you needed help.

Me: In case I needed help?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: In case you dropped a noodle.

Me: I thought so.

Ducky: The help I could give would be limited anyway.

Me: No thumbs?

Ducky: No thumbs.

Me: I appreciate the thought. And don’t worry. As soon as the first batch is boiled, you’ll get your noodle.

Ducky: Oh g…

Me:

Ducky: Noodle?

Me: Yes. Noodle.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy. Noodles. Plural.

Me: I know. But you can’t have too many. They’re not good for you. 

Ducky:

Me: I have to keep you healthy.

Ducky: Not as concerned with the health of your fourteen guests?

Me: If you knew what I put in my sauce you’d know the answer to that question.

Ducky: There’s sauce?

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Ducky: Hey, Daddy?
Me: Stop it.
Ducky: What are you trying to reach?
Me: Stop it.
Ducky: Want my ball?
Me: No.
Ducky: Because sometimes I can’t get my ball so I have to stretch too.
Me: Stop it.
Ducky: But that’s when it’s under the bookcase. In this situation it’s right here in the middle of the floor.
Me: I don’t want your ball.
Ducky: Stretching not needed. You could just try to take it from me.
Me: I don’t want your ball.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Nice try, Daddy. You can’t have my ball.
Me: I’m not trying to get your ball. I’m just stretching.
Ducky: For what?
Me: To get more flexible.
Ducky: To what end?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: So I can stretch further.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And eventually get my ball! Nice try!
Me: I don’t want your ball.
Ducky: You’ve been getting on the floor and stretching a lot lately.
Me: …
Ducky: You don’t seem to be stretching much further than you were when you started.
Me: …
Ducky: Have you considered perhaps getting a long stick to help you gather items further away than your limited flexibility allows you to reach?
Me: You are trying to goad me into trying to take your ball away.
Ducky: Possibly. Watching you stretch is a little boring.
Me: …
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
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Ducky: Hey, Daddy?

Me: Stop it.

Ducky: What are you trying to reach?

Me: Stop it.

Ducky: Want my ball?

Me: No.

Ducky: Because sometimes I can’t get my ball so I have to stretch too.

Me: Stop it.

Ducky: But that’s when it’s under the bookcase. In this situation it’s right here in the middle of the floor.

Me: I don’t want your ball.

Ducky: Stretching not needed. You could just try to take it from me.

Me: I don’t want your ball.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Nice try, Daddy. You can’t have my ball.

Me: I’m not trying to get your ball. I’m just stretching.

Ducky: For what?

Me: To get more flexible.

Ducky: To what end?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: So I can stretch further.

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: And eventually get my ball! Nice try!

Me: I don’t want your ball.

Ducky: You’ve been getting on the floor and stretching a lot lately.

Me:

Ducky: You don’t seem to be stretching much further than you were when you started.

Me:

Ducky: Have you considered perhaps getting a long stick to help you gather items further away than your limited flexibility allows you to reach?

Me: You are trying to goad me into trying to take your ball away.

Ducky: Possibly. Watching you stretch is a little boring.

Me:

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

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wellthatsjustgreat:

Custom Baby Groot Hair Bow! Evidence that I have amazing friends in the real world!
Follow her on twitter and instagram. And soon you’ll see her awesome bows on tumblr!
Ag

Ducky and I have cool friends!
Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

Custom Baby Groot Hair Bow! Evidence that I have amazing friends in the real world!

Follow her on twitter and instagram. And soon you’ll see her awesome bows on tumblr!

Ag

Ducky and I have cool friends!

Ag

kaydoeshealthythings:

This is literally the cutest thing ever and this is a topic very close to my heart, as I adopted my kitten from the Humane Society. :-)

Me: Miss me, Duck?
Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Well, I missed you.
Ducky: Good. Think of that next time you think about abandoning me for a year.
Me: Three nights.
Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.
Me: …
Ducky: Have fun on your floating house of bath terror?
Me: It was a nice cruise. But I missed you.
Ducky: …
Me: Nice to be used as your pillow again.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I didn’t get much sleep while you were gone.
Me: I’m sorry. I heard the people next door were loud.
Ducky: The people next door were very loud.
Me: Sorry. I’m sure that made it hard to sleep.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I might have missed you too.
Me: Sorry, Duck. But I’m not going anywhere else for awhile.
Ducky: You’re going to stay here for now?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: Right here?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: Don’t need to get up and stretch your legs?
Me: Not for awhile, no.
Ducky: Then shhh! Sleeping.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy. 

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Me: Miss me, Duck?

Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Well, I missed you.

Ducky: Good. Think of that next time you think about abandoning me for a year.

Me: Three nights.

Ducky: Shhh. Sleeping.

Me:

Ducky: Have fun on your floating house of bath terror?

Me: It was a nice cruise. But I missed you.

Ducky:

Me: Nice to be used as your pillow again.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I didn’t get much sleep while you were gone.

Me: I’m sorry. I heard the people next door were loud.

Ducky: The people next door were very loud.

Me: Sorry. I’m sure that made it hard to sleep.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I might have missed you too.

Me: Sorry, Duck. But I’m not going anywhere else for awhile.

Ducky: You’re going to stay here for now?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: Right here?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: Don’t need to get up and stretch your legs?

Me: Not for awhile, no.

Ducky: Then shhh! Sleeping.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy. 

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Ducky: That’s my ball.
Me: Yes it is.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.
Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.
Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.
Me: Yes it does.
Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.
Me: Yup.
Ducky: …
Me: The deep squeak pleases me.
Ducky: I could tell.
Me: …
Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Ducky: That’s my ball.

Me: Yes it is.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.

Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.

Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.

Me: Yes it does.

Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.

Me: Yup.

Ducky:

Me: The deep squeak pleases me.

Ducky: I could tell.

Me:

Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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