Well, That's Just Ducky
Ducky: Psst. Hey, Lady.
Me: Leave her alone Ducky. She’s not going to give you any cereal.
Ducky: Can see into the future now, Daddy? 
Me: Generally, no. In this case, yes.
Ducky: I think I would have noticed by now if you were clairvoyant. I’ve known you for over two years.
Me: Ten.
Ducky: …
Me: Time flies when you have no sense of it.
Ducky: That’s a myth.
Me: Regardless, you’re not allowed that kind of cereal.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: This rule is new.
Me: Ten years old.
Ducky: Dang.
Me: You can only have certain cereals. Some are bad for you.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s a rule?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: How about eating cereal in bed? That seems against the rules.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: That’s more of a societal norm.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Looks like society is breaking down. Perhaps we can toast the end of civilization with some unapproved cereals.
Me: ‘Fraid not. Don’t want you to get sick.
Ducky: …
Me:…
Ducky: Treats don’t make me sick.
Me: No. No they don’t. Maybe we should get you one of those.
Ducky: In a bowl with milk?
Me: …
Ducky: Rule or societal norm?
Me: Just weird.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
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Ducky: Psst. Hey, Lady.

Me: Leave her alone Ducky. She’s not going to give you any cereal.

Ducky: Can see into the future now, Daddy? 

Me: Generally, no. In this case, yes.

Ducky: I think I would have noticed by now if you were clairvoyant. I’ve known you for over two years.

Me: Ten.

Ducky:

Me: Time flies when you have no sense of it.

Ducky: That’s a myth.

Me: Regardless, you’re not allowed that kind of cereal.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: This rule is new.

Me: Ten years old.

Ducky: Dang.

Me: You can only have certain cereals. Some are bad for you.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That’s a rule?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: How about eating cereal in bed? That seems against the rules.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: That’s more of a societal norm.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Looks like society is breaking down. Perhaps we can toast the end of civilization with some unapproved cereals.

Me: ‘Fraid not. Don’t want you to get sick.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Treats don’t make me sick.

Me: No. No they don’t. Maybe we should get you one of those.

Ducky: In a bowl with milk?

Me:

Ducky: Rule or societal norm?

Me: Just weird.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

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setitallstraight:

bady11:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

freaky-deaky-dyke:

Dogs man … just, dogs

THERE IS A DOG FEEDING A BABY LAMB

You all need to have this on your dash :D

*-* I love dogs

JUST FOR THE DOG FEEDING THE LAMB OMG

Ducky: Why are you sad, Daddy?
Me: I didn’t say I was sad.
Ducky: I’m observant. You look sad.
Me: You look sad too.
Ducky: I’m both observant and empathetic.
Me: …
Ducky: What’s wrong, daddy?
Me: Nothing, Ducky. And everything. It’s hard to explain.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: If I thought everything was wrong and nothing was wrong and I couldn’t explain it I’d probably be sad too.
Me: …
Ducky: Sorry you’re sad, Daddy.
Me: Thanks. 
Ducky: And really sorry I can’t fix it.
Me: Not your job to fix it, Ducky.
Ducky: I know. But I’m still allowed to wish I could.
Me: Yeah. Thank you.
Ducky: …
Me: Sorry that I get this way.
Ducky: You’re not doing it on purpose. And it’s okay that you can’t fix it either.
Me: I know.
Ducky: But you’re still allowed to wish you could.
Me: Yeah. Really wish I could.
Ducky: …
Me: Thanks for staying close, Ducky. Even when I get like this.
Ducky: Of course. Just because I can’t fix it doesn’t mean I can’t try to help keep it from getting worse.
Me: Yeah. That’s what you do. And I may not always show it, but I appreciate it.
Ducky: So you be sad as long as you need to be. 
Me: …
Ducky: I’ll be here while you are. 
Me: And when I’m not sad anymore?
Ducky: I’ll be here then too. I love you, Daddy. All of you. Not just “happy” you. Or “feeds me” you. Or “pets me” you. Or “feeds me” you. All of you.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: You said “feeds me” twice.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I am fully capable of experiencing multiple emotions simultaneously and it is true that in addition to loving you I might also be a tad hungry.
Me: It is getting near that time. Let’s get your dinner.
Ducky: Thanks for still taking care of me even when you’re sad.
Me: Thanks for taking care of me, Duck. Even when I’m sad.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you Ducky.
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Ducky: Why are you sad, Daddy?

Me: I didn’t say I was sad.

Ducky: I’m observant. You look sad.

Me: You look sad too.

Ducky: I’m both observant and empathetic.

Me:

Ducky: What’s wrong, daddy?

Me: Nothing, Ducky. And everything. It’s hard to explain.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: If I thought everything was wrong and nothing was wrong and I couldn’t explain it I’d probably be sad too.

Me:

Ducky: Sorry you’re sad, Daddy.

Me: Thanks. 

Ducky: And really sorry I can’t fix it.

Me: Not your job to fix it, Ducky.

Ducky: I know. But I’m still allowed to wish I could.

Me: Yeah. Thank you.

Ducky:

Me: Sorry that I get this way.

Ducky: You’re not doing it on purpose. And it’s okay that you can’t fix it either.

Me: I know.

Ducky: But you’re still allowed to wish you could.

Me: Yeah. Really wish I could.

Ducky:

Me: Thanks for staying close, Ducky. Even when I get like this.

Ducky: Of course. Just because I can’t fix it doesn’t mean I can’t try to help keep it from getting worse.

Me: Yeah. That’s what you do. And I may not always show it, but I appreciate it.

Ducky: So you be sad as long as you need to be. 

Me:

Ducky: I’ll be here while you are. 

Me: And when I’m not sad anymore?

Ducky: I’ll be here then too. I love you, Daddy. All of you. Not just “happy” you. Or “feeds me” you. Or “pets me” you. Or “feeds me” you. All of you.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: You said “feeds me” twice.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I am fully capable of experiencing multiple emotions simultaneously and it is true that in addition to loving you I might also be a tad hungry.

Me: It is getting near that time. Let’s get your dinner.

Ducky: Thanks for still taking care of me even when you’re sad.

Me: Thanks for taking care of me, Duck. Even when I’m sad.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you Ducky.

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Me: Hey, Ducky! Come here.
Ducky: …
Me: Come here, Ducky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Why?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Because I love you?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: You can love me from over there.
Me: Saw me pick up the nail clippers, huh?
Ducky: I have keen senses. I noticed the slight change in posture, the variation in tone of voice, your furtive glances, and the slight increase in perspiration.
Me: …
Ducky: And I saw you pick up the nail clippers, yes.
Me: You need a nail clipping.
Ducky: So says you.
Me: And other people.
Ducky: Who? The Lady?
Me: She’s noticed, yes, but there have been others.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: The cat just wants me to suffer.
Me: Scooter has yet to express her opinion on the subject. But we did get a message too.
Ducky: What kind of message? From who?
Me: Someone who reads our conversations on-line. She sent us a note letting us know that she noticed that you needed a nail clipping.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Who does that?!
Me: Someone who cares.
Ducky: The pictures you use aren’t even always current! Whatever picture she saw may have been from months ago.
Me: Quite possibly. But it reminded me to take a look at your nails and you’re definitely due.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s how Hitler got started.
Me: That is in no way how Hitler got started.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I might be having a bit of an anxiety attack.
Me: I’m sorry.
Ducky: See, I don’t know if you are aware of this, but…
Me: You don’t like getting your nails clipped.
Ducky: I do not like getting my nails clipped. Not at all.
Me: I’m sorry, Ducky. But how about you get a treat after we’re done?
Ducky: How about we get me a treat instead?
Me: ‘Fraid not. I’m sorry. But a treat afterwards I can do.
Ducky: …
Me: Or two.
Ducky: Okay.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Me: Hey, Ducky! Come here.

Ducky: …

Me: Come here, Ducky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Why?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Because I love you?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: You can love me from over there.

Me: Saw me pick up the nail clippers, huh?

Ducky: I have keen senses. I noticed the slight change in posture, the variation in tone of voice, your furtive glances, and the slight increase in perspiration.

Me:

Ducky: And I saw you pick up the nail clippers, yes.

Me: You need a nail clipping.

Ducky: So says you.

Me: And other people.

Ducky: Who? The Lady?

Me: She’s noticed, yes, but there have been others.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: The cat just wants me to suffer.

Me: Scooter has yet to express her opinion on the subject. But we did get a message too.

Ducky: What kind of message? From who?

Me: Someone who reads our conversations on-line. She sent us a note letting us know that she noticed that you needed a nail clipping.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Who does that?!

Me: Someone who cares.

Ducky: The pictures you use aren’t even always current! Whatever picture she saw may have been from months ago.

Me: Quite possibly. But it reminded me to take a look at your nails and you’re definitely due.

Ducky: …

Me:

Ducky: That’s how Hitler got started.

Me: That is in no way how Hitler got started.

Ducky:

Me: 

Ducky: I might be having a bit of an anxiety attack.

Me: I’m sorry.

Ducky: See, I don’t know if you are aware of this, but…

Me: You don’t like getting your nails clipped.

Ducky: I do not like getting my nails clipped. Not at all.

Me: I’m sorry, Ducky. But how about you get a treat after we’re done?

Ducky: How about we get me a treat instead?

Me: ‘Fraid not. I’m sorry. But a treat afterwards I can do.

Ducky:

Me: Or two.

Ducky: Okay.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Ducky needs a nail trim :)

Ha! Yeah. He’s due. 

He’s just gonna be thrilled that you reminded me.

thefuuuucomics:

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

thefuuuucomics:

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Hi, Daddy!
Me: Ducky…
Ducky: I’m helping!
Me: …
Ducky: Hey, Daddy?
Me: Yes, Ducky?
Ducky: What exactly am I helping you do?
Me: Well, I’m trying to do yoga.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Hey, Daddy, what exactly am I helping you do?
Me: Yoga is a kind of exercise. Basically stretching.
Ducky: Ah!
Me: But as it relates to your question, at the moment you aren’t exactly helping me do it at all.
Ducky: …
Me: You kind of keep getting in the way.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: In my defense I’ve had limited training.
Me: None.
Ducky: No training. That’s right.
Me: I appreciate the thought, but…
Ducky: You got down of the floor. And started rolling around.
Me: Yes I did.
Ducky: Looked like it was in my wheelhouse. Thought I could bluff my way through.
Me: Understandable.
Ducky: And I heard talk of doggies.
Me: “Downward Dog” is a position, but …
Ducky: This mat is nice.
Me: …
Ducky: Squooshy.
Me: Ducky…
Ducky: If this is exercise, shouldn’t you be moving more?
Me: Yes. Which is hard to do with you there.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It really is a nice and squooshy mat.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Hi, Daddy!

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: I’m helping!

Me:

Ducky: Hey, Daddy?

Me: Yes, Ducky?

Ducky: What exactly am I helping you do?

Me: Well, I’m trying to do yoga.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Hey, Daddy, what exactly am I helping you do?

Me: Yoga is a kind of exercise. Basically stretching.

Ducky: Ah!

Me: But as it relates to your question, at the moment you aren’t exactly helping me do it at all.

Ducky:

Me: You kind of keep getting in the way.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: In my defense I’ve had limited training.

Me: None.

Ducky: No training. That’s right.

Me: I appreciate the thought, but…

Ducky: You got down of the floor. And started rolling around.

Me: Yes I did.

Ducky: Looked like it was in my wheelhouse. Thought I could bluff my way through.

Me: Understandable.

Ducky: And I heard talk of doggies.

Me: “Downward Dog” is a position, but …

Ducky: This mat is nice.

Me:

Ducky: Squooshy.

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: If this is exercise, shouldn’t you be moving more?

Me: Yes. Which is hard to do with you there.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It really is a nice and squooshy mat.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Ducky: Hey, Daddy, the door is shut.
Me: Yes it is.
Ducky: ….
Me: …
Ducky: Aren’t you going to take a shower?
Me: Yes I am.
Ducky: Well you usually leave the door open when you take a shower.
Me: I used to, yes.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: With the door closed I can’t roam freely.
Me: …
Ducky: Not that I would go anywhere I wasn’t supposed to.
Me: …
Ducky: Or do anything I wasn’t supposed to do just because you couldn’t see me.
Me: …
Ducky: And walk slowly so you wouldn’t hear my collar jingle.
Me: …
Ducky: And then sneak back in here.
Me: …
Ducky: Someone told you I’ve been eating the cat food while you’ve been in the shower, huh?
Me: The Lady figured it out.
Ducky: She’s clever.
Me: Yes she is.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
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Ducky: Hey, Daddy, the door is shut.

Me: Yes it is.

Ducky: ….

Me:

Ducky: Aren’t you going to take a shower?

Me: Yes I am.

Ducky: Well you usually leave the door open when you take a shower.

Me: I used to, yes.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: With the door closed I can’t roam freely.

Me:

Ducky: Not that I would go anywhere I wasn’t supposed to.

Me:

Ducky: Or do anything I wasn’t supposed to do just because you couldn’t see me.

Me:

Ducky: And walk slowly so you wouldn’t hear my collar jingle.

Me:

Ducky: And then sneak back in here.

Me:

Ducky: Someone told you I’ve been eating the cat food while you’ve been in the shower, huh?

Me: The Lady figured it out.

Ducky: She’s clever.

Me: Yes she is.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

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