Ducky: Torture.
Me: No. Just a bath.
Ducky: Same thing.
Me: Not even close.
Ducky: Uh huh. I guess it’s just a coincidence that “bath” and “torture” are spelled with the EXACT SAME LETTERS!!!
Me: …
Ducky: Are they?
Me: Not even close.
Ducky: My point remains valid.
Me: And that would be?
Ducky: You are the devil.
Me: Ah.
Ducky: Daddy?
Me: Yes, Duck?
Ducky: I’m cold.
Me: I know. Let me rinse you off and we’ll get you dry.
Ducky: And an after torture treat?
Me: …
Ducky: After bath treat? Sorry. Misspelled.
Me: Okay. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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