Ducky: Someone been picking on you, Daddy?
Me: Kinda’. If the universe counts as “someone.”
Ducky: You should take a nap. Naps make things better.
Ducky: Yeah. And I’ll keep watch. And if the universe comes here and tries anything, I’ll kill it.
Me: Yeah? You’re not really a killer, Ducky.
Ducky: No. But nobody picks on the Daddy.
Me: Aw, thanks, Duck.
Ducky: I don’t know how to kill the universe.
Me: No shame in knowing one’s limitations.
Ducky: Maybe I won’t kill it. Just bite it and it will run away.
Ducky: Maybe barking and looking mean would be enough.
Ducky: It’s comfy down here.
Me: Yeah? Maybe you should just nap with me.
Ducky: And if the universe comes, I’ll wake up and start with the barking and the biting and giving it what for.
Me: Sounds like a plan. You’ll be well rested.
Ducky: Naps make everything better.
Me: I hope you’re right, Ducky. Thanks for taking care of me.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
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