Well, That's Just Ducky
Me: You okay, Ducky?
Ducky: So so.
Me: What’s wrong?
Ducky: The Lady is on my pillow.
Me: Pretty sure that’s not your pillow.
Ducky: I am on it.
Me: And so is she. So why don’t we call it our pillow?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: She’s hogging our pillow.
Me: She’s on less of it than you. And she was on it first.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Quisling.
Me: You look comfy.
Ducky: I would look comfier with full pillow support. You’d be amazed.
Me: Uh huh. You know not every person would share a pillow with a dog.
Ducky: Not every dog would share a pillow with The Lady.
Me: I guess so. So you’re both pretty lucky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: You seem very positive about things this evening.
Me: Yeah? I guess I’m feeling pretty positive about things.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Why?
Me: I’m just pretty lucky, Ducky. I don’t always feel that way, and bad things still happen, but I have you. The Lady loves me. Things could be a lot worse.
Ducky: …
Me: It’s nice that, at least for now, the biggest conflict in my family is over pillow space.
Ducky: I guess things could be worse.
Me: Yes they could. 
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: But more pillow space would be nice.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: You okay, Ducky?

Ducky: So so.

Me: What’s wrong?

Ducky: The Lady is on my pillow.

Me: Pretty sure that’s not your pillow.

Ducky: I am on it.

Me: And so is she. So why don’t we call it our pillow?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: She’s hogging our pillow.

Me: She’s on less of it than you. And she was on it first.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Quisling.

Me: You look comfy.

Ducky: I would look comfier with full pillow support. You’d be amazed.

Me: Uh huh. You know not every person would share a pillow with a dog.

Ducky: Not every dog would share a pillow with The Lady.

Me: I guess so. So you’re both pretty lucky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: You seem very positive about things this evening.

Me: Yeah? I guess I’m feeling pretty positive about things.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Why?

Me: I’m just pretty lucky, Ducky. I don’t always feel that way, and bad things still happen, but I have you. The Lady loves me. Things could be a lot worse.

Ducky: …

Me: It’s nice that, at least for now, the biggest conflict in my family is over pillow space.

Ducky: I guess things could be worse.

Me: Yes they could. 

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: But more pillow space would be nice.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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    I love Ducky’s attitude towards The Lady.
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