Well, That's Just Ducky
Ducky: I don’t know if I like this new vet.
Me: You haven’t met her yet.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It hasn’t gone well so far.
Me: All we’ve done is wait.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I don’t like waiting.
Me: Neither do I, but it hasn’t been that long.
Ducky: We should leave.
Me: No, I don’t think so.
Ducky: You’re enabling her. She’ll never change if you keep rewarding bad behavior.
Me: Getting to clip your nails is no reward.
Ducky: …
Me: I mean…
Ducky: You said blood test.
Me: Technically, I didn’t say “only a blood test.”
Ducky: I don’t know if I like Daddy.
Me: Stop it. If you can handle needles and blood tests you can handle a little nail clipping.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Then why don’t you clip my nails?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Because you can’t handle a little nail clipping.
Ducky: There will be biting.
Me: Yeah.
Ducky: Oh there will be biting!
Me: I know. Try to limit the bloodshed. 
Ducky: No promises. 
Me: Okay. Sorry. Still love me, Ducky?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Still love you, Daddy.
Me: Oh good. Love you too, Ducky.

Ducky: I don’t know if I like this new vet.

Me: You haven’t met her yet.

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: It hasn’t gone well so far.

Me: All we’ve done is wait.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I don’t like waiting.

Me: Neither do I, but it hasn’t been that long.

Ducky: We should leave.

Me: No, I don’t think so.

Ducky: You’re enabling her. She’ll never change if you keep rewarding bad behavior.

Me: Getting to clip your nails is no reward.

Ducky: …

Me: I mean…

Ducky: You said blood test.

Me: Technically, I didn’t say “only a blood test.”

Ducky: I don’t know if I like Daddy.

Me: Stop it. If you can handle needles and blood tests you can handle a little nail clipping.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Then why don’t you clip my nails?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Because you can’t handle a little nail clipping.

Ducky: There will be biting.

Me: Yeah.

Ducky: Oh there will be biting!

Me: I know. Try to limit the bloodshed. 

Ducky: No promises. 

Me: Okay. Sorry. Still love me, Ducky?

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: Still love you, Daddy.

Me: Oh good. Love you too, Ducky.

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