Well, That's Just Ducky
Me: Hot?
Ducky: Lil’ bit.
Me: Sorry. Summer is almost over.
Ducky: What’s “summer?”
Me: The time of year when it’s hot.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: So “summer” is a short way of saying “every day?”
Me: Yeah. We live in Florida so you have a point.
Ducky: Maybe we could trade the cat to someone for some ice cubes.
Me: We have ice cubes.
Ducky: I have no ice cubes.
Me: Would you like an ice cube?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Yes.
Me: Okay. But there’s no need to trade Scooter. We have plenty.
Ducky: You can never have enough.
Me: I guess. But I don’t think there are people who would trade ice cubes for a cat.
Ducky: Yeah. That’s not a very fair trade.
Me: Yeah?
Ducky: Yeah. Ice cubes don’t poop in a box the bedroom.
Me: You make a good point.
Ducky: Maybe you could get some ice cubes from someone by getting them to agree to just take the cat for “summer.”
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: And by “summer” you mean…
Ducky: Everyday, yes.
Me: Clever. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Ag

Me: Hot?

Ducky: Lil’ bit.

Me: Sorry. Summer is almost over.

Ducky: What’s “summer?”

Me: The time of year when it’s hot.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: So “summer” is a short way of saying “every day?”

Me: Yeah. We live in Florida so you have a point.

Ducky: Maybe we could trade the cat to someone for some ice cubes.

Me: We have ice cubes.

Ducky: I have no ice cubes.

Me: Would you like an ice cube?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Yes.

Me: Okay. But there’s no need to trade Scooter. We have plenty.

Ducky: You can never have enough.

Me: I guess. But I don’t think there are people who would trade ice cubes for a cat.

Ducky: Yeah. That’s not a very fair trade.

Me: Yeah?

Ducky: Yeah. Ice cubes don’t poop in a box the bedroom.

Me: You make a good point.

Ducky: Maybe you could get some ice cubes from someone by getting them to agree to just take the cat for “summer.”

Me:

Ducky:

Me: And by “summer” you mean…

Ducky: Everyday, yes.

Me: Clever. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Ag

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