Well, That's Just Ducky
Ducky: So where were you for the past month?
Me: Week.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: One week equals a dog month.
Me: Not really.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Felt like a long time.
Me: It was pretty long. Sorry about that.
Ducky: So where were you?
Me: On a cruise.
Ducky: AH!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: You don’t know what a cruise is, do you?
Ducky: No idea.
Me: We were on a ship in the ocean for a week, visiting several islands.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: You’re going to make me say, “Ah,” before you explain what those words mean?
Me: I like the “Ah”s. 
Ducky: Ah.
Me: Well, the ocean is like the biggest bath tub ever…
Ducky: …
Me: and a ship is like a house that floats in the bath tub. 
Ducky: …
Me: And every few days the house floats up to a different yard and you get to leave the house and play for a little while.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That sounds terrifying.
Me: I guess it kind of does.
Ducky: What if the house floated away while you were in one of those yards?
Me: Well, I guess we’d be stuck in that yard until we figured out how to get back home.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And you did this voluntarily?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: You know you have a house here, right?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: One that it is impossible to fall off of and end up in a giant bath?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: Humans are weird.
Me: Sometimes.
Ducky: I’m glad you didn’t fall in the giant bath tub or end up trapped in one of those yards.
Me: Me too.
Ducky: Best to not try our luck again anytime soon with dangerous activity of any sort.
Me: …
Ducky: Even on a small scale.
Me: Sorry, Duck. You need a bath.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Not worth the risk.
Me: Afraid it is.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Can we snuggle here for a little while longer first, though?
Me: Yeah. I think that’s a really good idea.
Ducky: Thanks.
Me: I only give you baths because they help your skin.
Ducky: I know. I am kinda’ itchy. But I hate baths.
Me: I know. But I might have a present for you after the bath.
Ducky: From one of those other yards?
Me: Actually from the floating house.
Ducky: So you thought about me while you were gone?
Me: Of course. I missed you a lot.
Ducky: I missed you too.
Me: …
Ducky: I like presents.
Me: I know you do.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you too, Ducky.
Ducky: Glad you’re home.
Me: Glad to be home.
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Ducky: So where were you for the past month?

Me: Week.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: One week equals a dog month.

Me: Not really.

Ducky: …

Me:

Ducky: Felt like a long time.

Me: It was pretty long. Sorry about that.

Ducky: So where were you?

Me: On a cruise.

Ducky: AH!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: You don’t know what a cruise is, do you?

Ducky: No idea.

Me: We were on a ship in the ocean for a week, visiting several islands.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: You’re going to make me say, “Ah,” before you explain what those words mean?

Me: I like the “Ah”s. 

Ducky: Ah.

Me: Well, the ocean is like the biggest bath tub ever…

Ducky:

Me: and a ship is like a house that floats in the bath tub. 

Ducky:

Me: And every few days the house floats up to a different yard and you get to leave the house and play for a little while.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That sounds terrifying.

Me: I guess it kind of does.

Ducky: What if the house floated away while you were in one of those yards?

Me: Well, I guess we’d be stuck in that yard until we figured out how to get back home.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And you did this voluntarily?

Me: Yup.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: You know you have a house here, right?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: One that it is impossible to fall off of and end up in a giant bath?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: Humans are weird.

Me: Sometimes.

Ducky: I’m glad you didn’t fall in the giant bath tub or end up trapped in one of those yards.

Me: Me too.

Ducky: Best to not try our luck again anytime soon with dangerous activity of any sort.

Me:

Ducky: Even on a small scale.

Me: Sorry, Duck. You need a bath.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Not worth the risk.

Me: Afraid it is.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Can we snuggle here for a little while longer first, though?

Me: Yeah. I think that’s a really good idea.

Ducky: Thanks.

Me: I only give you baths because they help your skin.

Ducky: I know. I am kinda’ itchy. But I hate baths.

Me: I know. But I might have a present for you after the bath.

Ducky: From one of those other yards?

Me: Actually from the floating house.

Ducky: So you thought about me while you were gone?

Me: Of course. I missed you a lot.

Ducky: I missed you too.

Me:

Ducky: I like presents.

Me: I know you do.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you too, Ducky.

Ducky: Glad you’re home.

Me: Glad to be home.

Want a special “paw-tographed” copy of our book, "Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist?" Head over to wellthats.com  for information on that and on links to all the places you can order our first book! And keep visiting us at "Well That’s Just Ducky" for all the latest Ducky news and a new Ducky post every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!

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