Ducky: So where were you for the past month?
Ducky: One week equals a dog month.
Me: Not really.
Ducky: Felt like a long time.
Me: It was pretty long. Sorry about that.
Ducky: So where were you?
Me: On a cruise.
Me: You don’t know what a cruise is, do you?
Ducky: No idea.
Me: We were on a ship in the ocean for a week, visiting several islands.
Ducky: You’re going to make me say, “Ah,” before you explain what those words mean?
Me: I like the “Ah”s.
Me: Well, the ocean is like the biggest bath tub ever…
Me: and a ship is like a house that floats in the bath tub.
Me: And every few days the house floats up to a different yard and you get to leave the house and play for a little while.
Ducky: That sounds terrifying.
Me: I guess it kind of does.
Ducky: What if the house floated away while you were in one of those yards?
Me: Well, I guess we’d be stuck in that yard until we figured out how to get back home.
Ducky: And you did this voluntarily?
Ducky: You know you have a house here, right?
Ducky: One that it is impossible to fall off of and end up in a giant bath?
Ducky: Humans are weird.
Ducky: I’m glad you didn’t fall in the giant bath tub or end up trapped in one of those yards.
Me: Me too.
Ducky: Best to not try our luck again anytime soon with dangerous activity of any sort.
Ducky: Even on a small scale.
Me: Sorry, Duck. You need a bath.
Ducky: Not worth the risk.
Me: Afraid it is.
Ducky: Can we snuggle here for a little while longer first, though?
Me: Yeah. I think that’s a really good idea.
Me: I only give you baths because they help your skin.
Ducky: I know. I am kinda’ itchy. But I hate baths.
Me: I know. But I might have a present for you after the bath.
Ducky: From one of those other yards?
Me: Actually from the floating house.
Ducky: So you thought about me while you were gone?
Me: Of course. I missed you a lot.
Ducky: I missed you too.
Ducky: I like presents.
Me: I know you do.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you too, Ducky.
Ducky: Glad you’re home.
Me: Glad to be home.
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