Me: Hey, Ducky! Come here.
Me: Come here, Ducky.
Me: Because I love you?
Ducky: You can love me from over there.
Me: Saw me pick up the nail clippers, huh?
Ducky: I have keen senses. I noticed the slight change in posture, the variation in tone of voice, your furtive glances, and the slight increase in perspiration.
Ducky: And I saw you pick up the nail clippers, yes.
Me: You need a nail clipping.
Ducky: So says you.
Me: And other people.
Ducky: Who? The Lady?
Me: She’s noticed, yes, but there have been others.
Ducky: The cat just wants me to suffer.
Me: Scooter has yet to express her opinion on the subject. But we did get a message too.
Ducky: What kind of message? From who?
Me: Someone who reads our conversations on-line. She sent us a note letting us know that she noticed that you needed a nail clipping.
Ducky: Who does that?!
Me: Someone who cares.
Ducky: The pictures you use aren’t even always current! Whatever picture she saw may have been from months ago.
Me: Quite possibly. But it reminded me to take a look at your nails and you’re definitely due.
Ducky: That’s how Hitler got started.
Me: That is in no way how Hitler got started.
Ducky: I might be having a bit of an anxiety attack.
Me: I’m sorry.
Ducky: See, I don’t know if you are aware of this, but…
Me: You don’t like getting your nails clipped.
Ducky: I do not like getting my nails clipped. Not at all.
Me: I’m sorry, Ducky. But how about you get a treat after we’re done?
Ducky: How about we get me a treat instead?
Me: ‘Fraid not. I’m sorry. But a treat afterwards I can do.
Me: Or two.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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- complaisantlyconfused said: I love these posts, I really really do. And my Briar doesn’t like getting his nails clipped either. Not even for delicious bits of steak. So I wait for him to fall asleep…because I’m a mean, sneaky Mama.
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- littlebearfeet said: Barry also does not like getting his nails clipped, not at all. We worked out a system of one really good treat per nail - with some breaks of all treats no nail clipping. Love you guys.
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