Well, That's Just Ducky
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Me: Missed you, Ducky.
Ducky: Less talking. More head rubbing. You owe me.
Me: I know. We aren’t usually gone overnight. But the Lady’s Sister was here and you like her.
Ducky: She doesn’t like that cat.
Me: I know.
Ducky: That helps me with the liking of her. 
Me: I’m sure.
Ducky: You both left me at home for six weeks.
Me: Overnight.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Felt longer.
Me: I think you use the myth just…
Ducky: Did you go to an overnight dog park?
Me: No. We ran in a half marathon.
Ducky: Ah ha! You could have taken me! I love running!
Me: Yes, but you’re more of a sprinter. A half marathon is pretty long.
Ducky: How long?
Me: 13.1 miles.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Is that far?
Me: Yes. It’s a lot further than you have ever gone without needing to sit and rest.
Ducky: What’s the furthest I’ve gone?
Me: Three quarters of a mile.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s not further than 13.1?
Me: No.
Ducky: Sounds further.
Me: Yeah. Words are funny. Short words can describe long distances. You can’t just count syllables.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Am I ever going to need to know what a syllable is or can I move on?
Me: Moving on is probably cool.
Ducky: Maybe I could train? Build up my endurance.
Me: Yeah, I don’t know if that’s safe. And even if you could, they don’t let dogs in people races.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I bet they do if you get me…
Me: For the last time, I am not getting you a vest.
Ducky: Come on!
Me: Those are for helper dogs.
Ducky: I’m helpful!
Me: Not regularly
Ducky: Quisling.
Me: Look, I’m sorry we were away for a night, but I think I’ve made up for it by being down here on the floor and rubbing your head for six weeks.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Didn’t seem that long.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Time flies.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Missed you, Daddy.
Me: Missed you too, Ducky.
Ducky: Love you.
Me: Love you.
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Me: Missed you, Ducky.

Ducky: Less talking. More head rubbing. You owe me.

Me: I know. We aren’t usually gone overnight. But the Lady’s Sister was here and you like her.

Ducky: She doesn’t like that cat.

Me: I know.

Ducky: That helps me with the liking of her. 

Me: I’m sure.

Ducky: You both left me at home for six weeks.

Me: Overnight.

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: Felt longer.

Me: I think you use the myth just…

Ducky: Did you go to an overnight dog park?

Me: No. We ran in a half marathon.

Ducky: Ah ha! You could have taken me! I love running!

Me: Yes, but you’re more of a sprinter. A half marathon is pretty long.

Ducky: How long?

Me: 13.1 miles.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Is that far?

Me: Yes. It’s a lot further than you have ever gone without needing to sit and rest.

Ducky: What’s the furthest I’ve gone?

Me: Three quarters of a mile.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That’s not further than 13.1?

Me: No.

Ducky: Sounds further.

Me: Yeah. Words are funny. Short words can describe long distances. You can’t just count syllables.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Am I ever going to need to know what a syllable is or can I move on?

Me: Moving on is probably cool.

Ducky: Maybe I could train? Build up my endurance.

Me: Yeah, I don’t know if that’s safe. And even if you could, they don’t let dogs in people races.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I bet they do if you get me…

Me: For the last time, I am not getting you a vest.

Ducky: Come on!

Me: Those are for helper dogs.

Ducky: I’m helpful!

Me: Not regularly

Ducky: Quisling.

Me: Look, I’m sorry we were away for a night, but I think I’ve made up for it by being down here on the floor and rubbing your head for six weeks.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Didn’t seem that long.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Time flies.

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: Missed you, Daddy.

Me: Missed you too, Ducky.

Ducky: Love you.

Me: Love you.

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Ducky: So where we going? Dog park?

Me: I’M going to work. 

Ducky: Oh good! That has always sounded like a place with lots of people and lots of smells…

Me: Yes, but no dogs. 

Ducky: Until today! Because my Daddy is taking me to work!

Me: Sorry, Ducky. You’re not allowed. 

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: Is it because I’m black?

Me: …

Ducky: Come on! That’s funny!

Me: No dogs allowed. Now hop out. I have to get going. 

Ducky: If I can’t go why did we get in the car?

Me: I was loading the car. You JUMPED IN. 

Ducky: So we agree that I am in the car. 

Me: …

Ducky: And I can’t go to work so…

Me: …

Ducky: DOG PARK!

Me: Sorry, Duck. 

Ducky: …

Me: Hop down. 

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: I’m comfy. 

Me: You look it. But I have to go. 

Ducky: Maybe you could tell people I’m a helper dog. 

Me: They’d never buy it. You’re generally not very helpful. 

Ducky: …

Me: Like right now, it would be helpful if you got out of the car. 

Ducky: …

Me: And yet, there you are. 

Ducky: I’m not wearing the vest so I’m not working right now. 

Me: Out!

Ducky: Fine. Dog park soon?

Me: Dog park soon. 

Ducky: I love you, Daddy. 

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: So where we going? Dog park?

Me: I’M going to work.

Ducky: Oh good! That has always sounded like a place with lots of people and lots of smells…

Me: Yes, but no dogs.

Ducky: Until today! Because my Daddy is taking me to work!

Me: Sorry, Ducky. You’re not allowed.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: Is it because I’m black?

Me: …

Ducky: Come on! That’s funny!

Me: No dogs allowed. Now hop out. I have to get going.

Ducky: If I can’t go why did we get in the car?

Me: I was loading the car. You JUMPED IN.

Ducky: So we agree that I am in the car.

Me: …

Ducky: And I can’t go to work so…

Me: …

Ducky: DOG PARK!

Me: Sorry, Duck.

Ducky: …

Me: Hop down.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: I’m comfy.

Me: You look it. But I have to go.

Ducky: Maybe you could tell people I’m a helper dog.

Me: They’d never buy it. You’re generally not very helpful.

Ducky: …

Me: Like right now, it would be helpful if you got out of the car.

Ducky: …

Me: And yet, there you are.

Ducky: I’m not wearing the vest so I’m not working right now.

Me: Out!

Ducky: Fine. Dog park soon?

Me: Dog park soon.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.